Once again, truth, justice, and the American way give way to lies, favoritism, and the American way. The Yankees won World Series CV, giving them a record 816 banners in their rafters. Therefore, I present to you this beautiful poem by Robert S. Wieder, titled “Baseball”:
If this terse rhyme, about our pastime
Seems a little cranky,
It’s possibly because the writer
Hates the F&$%ing Yankees.