Wednesday, December 06, 2006
The Day of Bad Fruit
Remember e. coli and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? Nature's next act of vengeance against Americans is the Day of Bad Fruit. Yesterday, my friend had a mealy apple and a bland orange; my wife had a bitter grapefruit; I had a pithy, tasteless apple. What's the deal? Did anybody else have bad fruit yesterday?
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2 comments:
I had a bad banana. That was sad.
No, but I had some rancid broccoli today.
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