There are some things you never expect to hear. Like this:
Our pitching kept us in the games but our offense isn't getting it done. We're not getting the back-to-back hits. We're frustrated right now.
Quoth the Ranger David Murphy.* What? Our pitching? Our pitching hasn't kept us in games since the Kenny Rogers Era. Maybe not since Kevin Brown won 21 in 1992. But I can dig it.
*Ten points if you can name the allusion.